from a subaru outback: Orlando via Cellular Device

Too many new happenings this entire trip that would take almost as long to write out as it would if I was going through them all again. Sometimes I was too drunk/distracted/busy/lazy to pull my phone out and get any pictures. These are the times I remembered I owned half a brain and a camera phone. Elaborations available upon request.

Darick's Birthday Pirate Cruise

That's some bird.

For 3 hours this was our open bar escort.

Downtown Orlando

Darick's place of work and my corner for busking.

Pictured here: Chris Farley and a lady that generously offered to "give ya a handjob for two bucks".

Drunk Danial and his Fort Wayne friends (L-R: Rodd, Drunk Danial, Dirty D [barely pictured] Jason, Floozy #1, Floozy #2, Chris)

Goth chicks sucking tits in Backbooth.

Richard "the Adequate" (Danial and Rodd on either side)

The Jaws ride at Universal Studios

Worst seats in the house.

Various Live Music

Against Me! at the Black Box Collective

the Monotonix at Backbooth

The best band to never play Florida

Rev. Peyton's Big Damn Band

My Time in the Petitioner's Business

Dan Crain (the man, the myth, the legend) and Abe

First gig, the crowd at a Republican Tea Party

Miscellaneous Fuckery

Saw this bad boy after me, Darick and Black James fully assembled a drum set for nearly free in 2 days. My spirit guide.

Fishing at 5AM. Giorgio and Darick made a bet for who could catch the bigger fish. As of 8:30AM none of us caught anything.

The half pipe mini in the back yard (Pictured L-R: Thrash, Danial, Darick, Black James, Dirty D)

Giorgio, Danial, Darick. My surrogate family.

The fish pond in front of their house that lead to the slaying of a problematic possum. If you look close you can see my koi fish Gorgoroth (no you can't)